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Empire High will take you inside the lives of your favorite Ancient Roman and Greek gods, heroes, and philosophers — as high school kids. Turns out immortality and infamy make dating, studying, competing, and back-stabbing all the more ruthless and mortifying. Sure, teenage Zeus can shoot lightning bolts out of his eyes, but he still feels wrecked when the girl he likes doesn’t respond to his Valentine (delivered by golden wing tipped falcon, of course). Yep, even Poseidon had acne once.