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Alright Talis, time to write a summary that’ll really blow everyone away! Uh… So um, aliens! And war! And Guardians of the Galax- what do you mean that’s already a franchise? And what on Earth is a “Groot”? *Ahem* Anyway there’s these big nasty alien guys who’re all like “Grah! We wanna rule the galaxy!” and everyone else is like “Um, can you not?” and the big nasty aliens are all “Fite us bruh!” so then some people actually tried and here we are at the start of the story! Ta da! ...Nailed it!