Written by
Mahoney & Akel
Eric Mahoney is the creator of Comedy Central series Samurai Love God, has written digital content for South Park, and is a future presidential candidate.
Tom Akel denies responsibility for any of this.
Art by
Ryan Dunlavey
Ryan Dunlavey is the cartoonist of Action Presidents, Action Philosophers, Dirt Candy: A Cookbook, The Comic Book History of Comics, Li’l Classix, M.O.D.O.K. Reign Delay and probably lots more. He lives in New York City and is allergic to cats.
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